kack slap

Is when a slob removes his clothing and does rigorous jumoing jacks..balls caught slapping..

hot mess..last night i got kack slapped

by mule man April 7, 2009

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Tongue Slapping

When a male or female uses their tongue to lick a person of the opposite genders' face in order to gain their attention.

Girl: 'I had to use tongue slapping last night because the guy next to me was drunk and singing"

by Urban Nutter November 13, 2011

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Solo slap

Another word for masterbation.

After his trip to the strip club Brett quickly went home for a solo slap.

by Hawk Sp. February 7, 2009

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Cap Slap

Cap Slap is when you cum in ones hand, and then proceed to slap a bald man with your semen covered hand. The man has to be above the age of 36 and be in a public area. Like Walmart.

Man- “Hey, man I just cap slapped your dying grandpa!”
Dude- “Straight up! That’s awesome!”
Man- “ I’m gonna cap slap your child now!”

by spicypickles700 March 24, 2021

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slap the bishop

Your girl's vagina being tapped to simulate it softly as foreplay, by you during sex.

Boy: "Lemme slap that pussy babe"
Girl: "Oh my goddddd yesss slap the bishop hardd"

by asst followbeck November 29, 2015

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Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.

After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.

by Kikkoman123 April 7, 2011

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