Like a sausage on a Sunday

When you put on a tight dress and feel really fat

Friend- “I like your dress!”
Me- “thanks, but I kinda feel like a sausage on a Sunday”

Like a sausage on a Sunday by umpawaug July 11, 2026

Like a sausage on a Sunday

When you put on an outfit and feel really fat

Friend - “ I like your dress”
Me- “thanks, but I kinda feel like a sausage on a Sunday”

Like a sausage on a Sunday by umpawaug July 11, 2026

Like a sausage on a Sunday

When you put on an outfit and feel really fat

Friend - “ I like your dress”
Me- “thanks, but I kinda feel like a sausage on a Sunday”

Like a sausage on a Sunday by umpawaug July 11, 2026

pound of bacon with a side of sausage 

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

pound of bacon with a side of sausage by AmSchem June 15, 2017

Just another link in my sausage chain 

Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.

Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.

Just another link in my sausage chain by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024

P.m. Sausage 

When your little sister cooks sausages at 9pm

"ow damnit, I just burned my finger on the pan while making p.m. sausages"

P.m. Sausage by Raunchy Blaster March 31, 2024

Sasageyo 

A saying that no Anime fan can resist singing along to when listening to the opening of Attack on Titan season 2

AoT S2 Theme:nani o sutereba akuma o mo shinogeru?
inochi sae tamashii sae kesshite oshiku wa koenai
AoT S2 Theme and anime fan in unison: SASAGEYO! SASAGEYO! SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO

Sasageyo by Xxxminecraftg4m3r69xxX October 16, 2018