poo fright

Being afraid to defecate in response to anxiety or fear that somebody else in the rest room can hear you do your business.

Girl 1 in public restroom to friend: "get out of here, seriously, you're giving me poo fright!"

by CrazySmashers April 21, 2011

poo-breath

The stench that comes out of the pie-hole of someone with serious pooptooth

man, everyone in that town's got poo-breath.

by capnCrouton May 4, 2004

two in the poo

A procedure saved for classy woman. Involves inserting your balls into her brown star. Guaranteed hit.

I wanted to marry Cassie, so I gave her a two in the poo.
Two in the poo is the way we do.

by JN12 October 30, 2007

ecky poo

When under the influence of ecstasy, a sudden urgency to go to do a poo. Usually very runny, smelly and explosive.
May be influenced by the bass in a club.

"I need to do a ecky poo"

"I just did a ecky poo"

"that was a bad ecky poo"

by Poo_bum_bum August 4, 2008

Party Poo

What comes out of your system once a party has ended.

Man: "Shit! I was so fucking smashed, I just ate like a fat person!"
Woman: "That's not all you did..."
Man: "Huh?! what are you talkin' bout' you fuckin whore!?"
Woman: "After the party you did a party poo in their letter box"
Man: "Fuckin Jesus!"

by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010

Poo Donkey

A person who lacks any discernible intelligence, and frequently acts in a manner that makes him appear foolish.

I'll beat that muthafuckin' poo donkey Randy for stealing my beeotch Andrea.

by Matt S. March 13, 2003

wacko-della-poo-poo

someone that's so totaly drunk that he's lying in other peoples piss, throw the fuck up, can't walk, and when they move, they throw the fuck up again

Dude:I think I'm going wacko-della-poo-poo tonight mates
Lamer:I ain't cleanin up ya bitch ass mess again

by G-NOME December 10, 2003