Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 04, 2021

givin' the pants back

When you're about to have sex, and you cop out at the last minute, thus giving the pants back to your parnter.

How'd the date go last night?

Givin' the pants back, man... givin' the pants back.

by voodoom December 03, 2006

poopy pants prather

Any person with a proclivity to passing out and taking a shit in their pants after drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude, you were being a real "poopy pants prather" last night. My apartment is real tony now because of you.

by P-Rave April 02, 2009

The pants are on the other pelvis

Synonymous with "the shoe is on the other foot", "the tables have turned" etc.

"You've activated my TRAP CARD! I guess the pants are on the other pelvis now eh?"

by Trundles May 19, 2010

Polly Pissy Pants

The need to use the restroom often and regularly, delaying other people.

Person 1 "Can you pull over at the next rest stop?"
Person 2 "What! Again? You just went 10 minutes ago, you're such a polly pissy pants"

by Dougie123 July 12, 2011

period flood pants

loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...

"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.

by dixonurmom June 12, 2010

hj over the pants

its when a girl is giving you a handjob over the pants

man, I was just watching a movie with that girl last night and she starting giving me a hj over the pants.

by beetlegeuse87 September 27, 2009