Ranbob Squidward Pants

A really bad call of duty player that tries to d-ride good kids.

Andrew Giardino or gamertag: xDrrewww is a super big ranbob squidward pants and pays for good kids on his team.

by o Wahzoo March 5, 2011

Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 4, 2021

givin' the pants back

When you're about to have sex, and you cop out at the last minute, thus giving the pants back to your parnter.

How'd the date go last night?

Givin' the pants back, man... givin' the pants back.

by voodoom December 6, 2006

Polly Pissy Pants

The need to use the restroom often and regularly, delaying other people.

Person 1 "Can you pull over at the next rest stop?"
Person 2 "What! Again? You just went 10 minutes ago, you're such a polly pissy pants"

by Dougie123 July 12, 2011

period flood pants

loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...

"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.

by dixonurmom June 14, 2010

hj over the pants

its when a girl is giving you a handjob over the pants

man, I was just watching a movie with that girl last night and she starting giving me a hj over the pants.

by beetlegeuse87 September 27, 2009

v-neck pants

This is what it looks like when I walk into a starbucks with my dick out.

Look, i can see his dong through his v-neck pants.

by sneekix September 20, 2006