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penis identity

The penis identity is a mathematical equation, or identity: 8=D. The identity is similar to others, such as Euler's identity, in that it uses constants rather than variables. It is occasionally written with multiple "=" for emphasis.
Instead of writing down formulas on my chemistry cheat sheet, I just wrote the penis identity: 8=====D.
by Jario777 February 23, 2011
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nitro penis

a penis that can shoot out jizz soo fast that it looks like a bullet.
when the guy has nitro penis he can cum really fast
by danny May 13, 2005
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First Penis

There have been 42 First Penises since 1776.
by Nicolai January 25, 2004
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Penis Candy

1. The sweet liquid that comes out of a mans hard penis before he ejaculates.

2. The thing strangers in a van offer.
1. I sucked every drop of his yummy penis candy.

2. “Hey kid want some candy?”
“Wha kinda candy?”
My penis candy!”
by Kulukaku October 9, 2008
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the penis game

the penis game is a game in which two or more players say the word "penis" starting from a whisper and progressing to a balls-out scream. the loser is the person who attracts a designated person's attention first. the designated person is not aware of the game taking place.
penis...
Penis...
PENIS!!!
::somebody turns around::
You lose, muthafucka!
by JayStar June 11, 2005
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Arab Penis

1. The stereotypical view that Arabs, particularly from Egypt, Lebanon and Palestine have large penises. They normally range anywhere from 8 inches and above.

2. Slang term for very large penis.
"girl 1: hey i just broke up with my boyfriend and i want to find a new guy, but he has to have a big dick. Any suggestions?

girl 2: Yeah, actually i heard those arabs have really big dicks and they know how to swing that thing like a bat, my friend from Mexico is dating an arab guy right now and she swears his dick is at least 9 inches long and really thick, she says she cant get enough of that big ole Arab Penis!

girl 1: damn girl, my mouth is watering just at the thought of that, i want a big arab penis in my mouth right now!"
by white girl loves big arab dick December 2, 2009
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Floppy penis

A floppy penis is where a fully grown male has a penis that will droop for the rest of his life. His penis will hang down in shame and never become erect even if he takes viagra!
The women screamed in horror as she realised he had a floppy penis
by Chris2603 November 10, 2016
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