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Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.
Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank
by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022
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Wank

First used as a verb in 1905, the word 'wank' was created as a combination of 'wiener' and 'yank.' Wiener being the slang for penis in the US, and 'yank' meaning to pull with great force. Some historians argue that the word wank is a combination of 'willy' and 'yank'. 'Willy' being more common as a slang for penis in the UK.
"Excuse me sir, but could you please refrain from doing a willy yank in our restaurant. It's scaring the other diners."
"Dude, it's called a wank."
by Dikipedia February 27, 2023
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Wank Slave

Someone who always agrees with you and “wanks you off” by bigging you up all the time
Person 1: “Ugh there’s Tim with John”
Person 2: “I know, Tim is John’s wank slave, always saying yes to him”
by Bambos The Greek April 28, 2022
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skinny wank

Hey Billy, did ya get a gud spunkin from the skinny wank ye fuckin lad?
by spunkatom July 9, 2016
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Wank Stain

The term of endearment used to describe the well know Ian Kelly.
Ian Kelly is such a wank stain and that is why he is so well liked
by Skippydo December 5, 2024
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sand wank

When a male pleasure's oneself by using sandpaper between their palms and member.
"Jimmy did a sand wank as she wanted to know what a 90 year old lady would feel like during sex"
by GollumBoy September 10, 2016
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fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves
Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"
by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015
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