A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.
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Get the Full Kit Wank mug.First used as a verb in 1905, the word 'wank' was created as a combination of 'wiener' and 'yank.' Wiener being the slang for penis in the US, and 'yank' meaning to pull with great force. Some historians argue that the word wank is a combination of 'willy' and 'yank'. 'Willy' being more common as a slang for penis in the UK.
"Excuse me sir, but could you please refrain from doing a willy yank in our restaurant. It's scaring the other diners."
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Get the sand wank mug.When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves
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