Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.

You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?

by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024

Moon Gooning

The process of jerking off during a full moon.

Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.

by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024

moon minge

Freshly shaven/waxed fandango that has its first outing the evening of the trimmage.

Brian couldn’t believe the full moon minge in front of him when Karen removed her knickers.

by Captain Dreadnaught April 30, 2024

Momoney

A nickname given to the most superior and genius people while the peasants and sheep gaze at them in superiority.

Brodie: Yoo Momoney
Momoney (Nonchalant as hell) wsp
Brodie: (He has hella aura)

by wefwfwe23 May 18, 2024

Moon ninja

Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon

Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “

by Moonninja May 30, 2024

Moon Meat

Meat that’s gotten so bad that it looks like it from space

Tim: I should probably take out that meat in the fridge, it’s been there forever

Jake: Yeah you should, it’s beginning to look like Moon Meat

by TwoLifez June 23, 2024

Moon Glue

Moon Gluing is the act of pressing one’s bare butt cheeks to a clear window with an audience on the other side whilst proceed to shit and swipe like applying glue.

“Dude, did you see Tommy’s Moon Glue video?”
“Yeah man, Mrs. Trista’s face was pricesless watching Tommy’s cheeks slide up and down leaving a shit trail!”

by The infamous defecator July 1, 2024