metal midget

When you feel like you should have kept quite when you opened up to someone and you feel small and vulnerable

I was in counselling the other day but it just made me feel like a metal midget and didn't help.

by Your mother is a sex addict November 20, 2022

Metal Sam

Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.

“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”

by BigChad111 November 20, 2021

Sheet metal worker

A dumb ass Puerto Rican dude named Louis. His only skill is beating things with a hammer

“Dude look at Louis he’s over there eating his boogers”. Man don’t worry about him. He’s a sheet metal worker. You know those guys are are just laborers with hammer training.

by Steamfitter420 April 22, 2022

True Corbarian Metal

the music of Corby based metal band Bloodstone

A genre combining punk, grunge, doom, death and industrial styles.

"whats that annoying racket?"

"thats True Corbarian Metal!"

by Po-nose May 2, 2006

nu metal

literally the best thing ever

person 1: i love nu metal, its such a unique and elusive music genre!
person 2: ewwww but nu metal isnt REAL metal!!
person 1: joel get the fly swatter hes back again

by ryan400500 May 1, 2025

Screamo Heavy Metal

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

Dante : "I listen to My Chemical Romance."
Sarah : "So you listen to Screamo Heavy Metal!?" :O

by V1CE-H3RO July 30, 2021

Metal Elitest

A metal head who judges others on their tastes in metal

Will always listen to Pantera if offered

Most likely will NOT listen to Metallica

Whitechapel and Gojira are usually their favorite band

Easily triggered when their music is judged

WARNING: Absolutely do NOT say "metal is just noise" or "I listen to real music" around these people, you will get a definite throat punch and might get eaten

Metal Elitest: You don't listen to Pantera!?!? What kind of metal head are you.

Also Metal Elitest: I don't listen to Metallica, they're too mainstream.

by BassIsHarderThanGuitar December 29, 2017