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The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.
Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.
by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019
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edward jew

justin salad donald egg jumpin chicken range.
i want to pull a edward jew on you.
by edwardnuokk January 24, 2023
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jew pill

Someone who has taken the jew pill realizes how jews own and exploit the banks, the media, the government, etc
Mike: Do jews really control everything?
Jason: Yeah. I took the jew pill after learning the truth.
Mike: I took the jew pill too! I’m finally free!
by Timmy Noscope May 14, 2024
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Jew Klux Klan

When you use race or semitic origins as a way to gage or increase the yield of truth or evidence in a debate.
"Well the scholar is jewish, he opt to know more about the old testament!" Hey! This is a Jew Klux Klan fallacy.
by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk March 30, 2025
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Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare
imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?
by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022
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