The Jews

It's the same thing. The religion is exactly the same except they patched in eternal damnation and pre-forgivness for being evil inherently.

Hym "You hate the Christian Nationalists ne the Jews are the exact same thing! The rules are the same. Being gay is a sin in Judaism. All the rules are the same. It's the same thing!"

A Dork "It's the Nationalism!"

Hym "It ain't the fucking Nationalism bitch... Get out if here with that shit..."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

gay jew bug

A gay Jewish Bug.
Henry Grant is a prime example of a bug whom is Jewish and Homosexual.

"bro thats disgusting what is that"
"oh that? thats the gay jew bug henry gay grant"

by Churgerman November 28, 2023

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012

Jugger Jew

Definition 1: A person who abuses the "Juggernaut" Perk on a Call of duty game.People often refer to these people as "tanks" as they cannot be taken down easily.They are referred to as 'jews' because they simply abuse the perk,as previously stated.A jugger jew can often drive people crazy and into fits where everything within a 25 mile radius around them is torn apart out of pure rage and hatred of the jugger jew.
*Note,this is not a racist joke twards the Jewish community.*

Stop being a jugger jew you noob! I shot you 8 times with a .50 cal!Die already!!!

by Swiftly Swift December 6, 2010

Climate jew

That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.

CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming

by xythras September 3, 2024

Pit Jew

A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew

Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool

by ~!#!U#B!P February 12, 2020

Jew Pro

someone with a jew fro who is exremely shmuckable! and therefore he is known as a jew professionall, whether being of jewish decent ....or not .

Arlia "thats no jew fro!"
Emma "thats a smucking jew pro!!"

by koolaydria September 10, 2010