ass sweats

When your your ass begins spontaneously sweating, unrelated to heat or exercise. The crack is especially affected.

Mighty fuck, I have the ass sweats, my underwear has reached it's saturation point.

by Lethargic Lad November 22, 2003

Poptart-Ass

Someone with a nice butt. So good its (as said in Pop-tart commercials) "Crazy Good"

Guy: Man Jennifer has a nice butt
Bob: Yea she's such a Poptart-Ass

by Ralain August 01, 2009

ass man

License plate that Kramer received accidentally on an episode of Seinfeld. It was supposed to go to a proctologist. He uses it to park in a reserved spot for doctors and gets caught by the man it was supposed to belong to.

Cosmo Kramer, the "ass man"

by Urban Dictionary March 28, 2005

sucking ass

1. The process of sucking fecal matter/butt milk/do-do butter out of another's anal cavity.

2. Sucking absolute/comlete ass at anything, particularly at sports.

1. "Szabo is really good at sucking ass!"

2. "Dude, we're sucking ass!"

by Poo Nazi November 10, 2008

ass grinder

To pound ones ass with no lubrication.

Eric gave your wife the ol ass grinder last night.

by Eric Buzz. April 20, 2007

ass pillager

One who engages in anal sex. Generally used to describe homosexual sex where one partner sticks his penis deep into the other's rectum as if looking for pirate treasure. Also see ass pirate.

I know he's an ass pillager, but he has a good eye for the straight guy!.

by Isaac Fontaine December 08, 2003

tank ass

a person with a large ass.

Watch it tank ass, you'll break the chair.

by mesoglea November 24, 2002