Five Finger Tate Punch

When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion

Joey asked this fat chick for a Five Finger Tate Punch, and he’ll never cum another way again

by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023

Five Horsemen

Secret society group of young professional closet homosexual males who regularly engage in wild gay orgies.

“Are you going to the Five Horsemen meeting tonight?”

“No, I am not gay.”

by dotconnector69 October 17, 2018

FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.

A fairly known meme from "The Orville", in which two Moclans start smoking cigarettes and order a machine to create 500 cigarettes, in which they slowly, overtime, get incredibly addicted to cigarettes.

Klyden: "The tingles! Do you feel them?"

Bortus: "I do."

Klyden: "We must have more!"

(Bortus presses a button)

Bortus: "FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES."

by manwithsomelies July 28, 2025

five-star sickness

When you have the super flu and your entire body is ill from sickness, however, you keep soldiering on because you still have class even when you're sick.

Hey, dude, you must be a soldier, because you look like you have the five-star sickness.

by aint that the truth July 18, 2018

parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020

Five Day Status

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011

five round hustle

taking 5 shots back to back

"you guys down for a five round hustle?"

by hoesquad October 22, 2017