fart porn

A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.

Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”

by ejh123 May 18, 2019

Spaghetti fart

The type of fart A coworker has after eating an un godly amount of spaghetti.

There goes Scott P bebopping around with those spaghetti farts.

by Nmvd89 January 29, 2017

riot farts

riot farts are so bad that they cause riots and mayhem.

riot farts caused mayhem in Egypt.

riot farts are considered to deadly dangerous.

riot farts closed a mall in your area.

riot farts are mostly in Mexico.

by keebles April 14, 2012

Rosie-Farts

What Rosie O' Donnell did to FUCK with Elizabeth Hasselbeck on The View.

Did you see Liz Hasselbeck get Rosie-Farts down her throat from the AWESOME Rosie O' Donnell??

by Lance Boyle Bitch July 11, 2011

Rogue Fart

a fart that wasn't supposed to happen or came unexpectantly.

So I was walking by this hot chick when I had a rogue fart come out.

by Shankles November 16, 2004

Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.

"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"

by SF805 May 4, 2008

fart surprise

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006