goat faking

When someone thinks that they're the shit when they're not. When in reality they're just goat faking.

Bro: "yo, I'm really the goat"

You: "Na, you're really goat faking rn :/ "

by wadeydube May 23, 2024

Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

fake ass fake

A person who lies to anyone about a situation then when they are confronted, they continue to lie about the situation, only to find that they are the cause of the situation, yet will continue to lie. They are liars who are faking innocent so that their ass don’t get into trouble. He or she is Considered a fake ass fake.

“Jane doe” lies to her uncle about braking his watch that he lent to his nephew. “Jane Doe “ broke the watch and blamed it in the nephew. The Uncle knew that Jane Doe broke the watch but Jane Doe kept lying. Jane doe told her Uncle that she would never break anything of his, yet she confessed later that she broke the watch. Since Jane doe Faked that she had nothing to do with the watch Being broke she is considered a fake ass fake.

by Tlsvme October 25, 2020

The Fitzgerald Fake

In football when a ball carrier is well beyond the line of scrimmage and a defensive player is closing in to tackle him. The ball carrier proceeds to pretend to throw a pass by lifting his head and cocking his arm back even though he definitely cannot throw a pass hoping to get the defender to jump up and block the pass.

Dude! I can’t believe that linebacker just fell for The Fitzgerald Fake!!

by Wollaston Boi June 2, 2021

Fake Zero

Content that feels so deep-faked, staged, or perfectly aligned with satire that your brain refuses to accept it’s real—until it absolutely is.

Usage:
• When reality feels faker than fiction.
• The moment you second-guess authenticity, only to realize truth is stranger than a meme.

Origin:
Born in the era of deepfakes and AI-generated chaos, Fake Zero captures our collective disbelief when reality outperforms the best CGI.

Baudrillard who?

“Did you see that Mark Zuckerberg clip? I thought it was some high-budget deepfake, but turns out it’s a total Fake Zero.”

by Lefrancais January 9, 2025

Fake bitch

That friend who always asks "OMG can I borrow that just to try it?" and never gives it back

"that fake bitch still owes me my lego figure"

by Godisagamer January 19, 2019

fake

Someone who talks behind other peoples back and doesn't tell them what they say when confronted about it.

That girl was so fake whenever I went up to her to ask her what she said she acted like she didn't say anything.

by pandabear7557 December 17, 2016