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Dumb Blonde

Jamielia Johnson is the living definition of this word. She is the craziest person you will ever meet if you see her run.
โ€œDid you see Jamieliaโ€
โ€œYh sheโ€™s the definition of dumb blondeโ€
by Anonymous111105 October 13, 2020
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dumb smile

A dumb smile is, in appearance, an illogically big smile that one makes when a person they love (for me, my boyfriend. i love him deeply) acts in a sweet, cute, hot, sexy, affectionate or/and kind way (from my boyfriend, all of the above way too many times a day).

It also indicates a deep, intense and irrational state of joy (yes it is, i can't put words on how happy my bf makes me)

This smile can mostly be caused by a partner, a crush, a celebrity or a friend. A stranger's actions being a cause of it is a possibility, but a quite rare one. (In my case, only my boyfriend makes me smile dumbly and i only have eyes for him.)
him: "...my softie cutie wifey that I luvvvvvvvvv <33333"
me: *extremely dumb smile*
by mouci~ November 29, 2023
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plain damn dumb

A person who is completely incapable of doing anything right. A complete fuck up.
That fuck face joe biden is plain damn dumb.
by El Wappo. January 31, 2021
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dumb

dumb: slang for beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, like a literal god
i look dumb but here ya go
by yeahyeah7 February 21, 2021
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Dumb

She was dumb and deaf
by PianoVibes May 10, 2021
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dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision
1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.
by Snibby August 1, 2012
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