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ALL CAPS BRO

The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.

A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.

The spiritual opposite of “chill.”
“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”

“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”

“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”

“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”

“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”

“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”
by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025
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mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.
by condimentqueen April 2, 2017
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Cap daddy

You know who caps all the time? Her boyfriend John! that mother is a Cap Daddy for sure. The Father of lies him self.
by CeeBlind March 5, 2025
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the mad cap

A piss poor excuse for a human. A waste of human flesh who thinks there gods gift to the world.
The asshole the mad cap hates Juggalos because he's not one and can never be one because he has his dick shoved up his ass.
by Me and only me. October 9, 2017
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alterNating cAps

At The Time AlTeRnAtInG CaPs Popped Up.

J Worked On B l o c k.

WRITE.

Find By Eye The Bottom-_Letter Letters_.

wrIte.

Change Latin -I- To wrJte.
Have You Detected The Whole-Train.

Jt was blOck.

Not.

Just AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
by deEr. April 17, 2020
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Cap

Verb, Noun, circa 80's. In use around Northern CA throughout the decade. Original slang by Bay Area Gen X-ers until Zoomers started recycling the word ..nuch like the "new" Running Man dance 5 years ago dance (also from the 80's.) Predates the rise of "Yo Mama" jokes.

To make fun of in a humorous or witty way, either playfully or scornfully. Often done in a group, to witness and challenge the recipient to come back with a better cap.
"Quit capping on him about getting his clothes at K-Mart."

"Man...your caps are hella generic."
by MidnightSon117 December 26, 2022
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