Tit-Cakes

Part of Speech: Noun
Origin: Chicago, IL (USA)

Tit-cakes describes a person who speaks inaudibly fast with a subtle undertone of arrogance. While his/her intentional are good, the manner in which he/she verbal conveys his thoughts can be interpreted as insulting.
2) I could not understand a word of Tit-cakes question; he speaks way to fast.

1) After Tit-cakes answered my question, I asked him to repeat his answer, as his first response was unintelligibly fast.
by Bared Jerman August 16, 2007
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cake status

An unfortunate turn of events. A decision or action that seems unfair. Being forced to act in accordance with some else's decision.
"I was invited to the party, but now it's Ravers only? That's so cake status." " I'm not aloud to talk to him anymore, since he got in trouble. That's major cake status." "I can't hang out because I have to go to Maryland to visit family. That is totally cake status!"
by Cobalt321 August 12, 2006
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Jizzing on the cake

1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun

2.Making something good look bad

Part of speech: verb

Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake

Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake
Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"
by Magicoa October 24, 2009
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baby cakes

The person Molly wants to fuck up the bum
by light2004 March 09, 2018
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Blow Cake

A small birthday cake purchased in additional to the regular cake. This cake is used to absorb the spittle blown when the celebrant blows out the candles, leaving the actual birthday cake uncontaminated so that all guests may enjoy it.
We had better get a blow cake for Uncle Lester's birthday so that he doesn't ruin everyone's cake like last year.
by The Chicago Kid June 19, 2011
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yum cakes

Yum that dinner was yum cakes
by Joe the filler July 19, 2003
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Fuck Cake

Name of underground Washington, DC band whose hit single "Lick My Frosting" leaves everybody writhing. With a smoking front-man, an explosive ax-man (who has been called John Mayer-esque, both due to his ferocious play on the guitar and because of how out of place he seems being in a band called "Fuck Cake"), and with a functionally-retarded old man on the skins, this band of 20- and 30-something underachievers have rocked the masses from New York to Hawaii, but never so hard as when they rock the hyper-educated, upper-middle-class, drones in hometown DC.
Did you hear about that new band Fuck Cake? I wish the lead singer of Fuck Cake would give me a slunky, after the after-party.

Did you hear the new song from Fuck Cake called "It means Dick!"
by Jann Wenner, Rolling Stone April 27, 2010
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