bowling ball 

It's used for bowling, you pervs!

He rolled a strike with his bowling ball.

bowling ball by korex March 5, 2005

Bowling for Soup 

Stop saying crap about this band, they make me happy when I am sad and they made me laugh when I cry. If a band has the power to do that they have achieved everything they need to in my opinion. I hope these guys make loads more albums cus even just reading the thnkyous in the lyrics booklet cracks me up, then I actually LISTEN to the lyrics. Good fun and hilarious. These guys are absolutely genious.

Ooooooh I feel so sad ... My boyfriend has just dumped me and my eyes are sore from crying so much ...
*Puts Bowling for Soup on*
Oooooh yay I've been instantly cheered up!! Thankyou Bowling for Soup you are absolute fucking LEDGENDS!

Bowling for Soup by Fay December 30, 2004

bowles 

Extravert individual who wears thongs and plays up to a crowd like a comedian at a funeral, typically funny and a raging alchoholic.

that guy is so bowles!

bowles by The Hedge September 29, 2006

rusty bowlingball  

a sexual act in which a man/woman eats out a girls ass while shoving his or her entire hand into the girls vagina

blackass wants sexmachine to give her a rusty bowlingball .,

rusty bowlingball by Z4cky fr!ction March 4, 2009

bowlguement

An argument that takes place between when the weed bowl in the bong or pipe is empty and when the bowl is refilled durring a weed smoking period.

Cliff and Harry had a big bowlguement over who took the next toke.

bowlguement by Eric and Harry September 5, 2005

bowls and brawls 

The ritualistic process of inhaling large amounts of cannabis with a group of people, then proceeding to play the nintendo wii hit, Super Smash Bro's Brawl. The order is a must, and there is an 8th of weed minimum.

Gaylord #1: "Hey dude, down for some bowls and brawls?
Gaylord #'s 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6: "Shall we????"

bowls and brawls by pikachubrawler July 26, 2010

bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.

After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.

bowling polio by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014