Anti-Boner

When something makes you wince so hard your penis and testicles proceed to retract into your body.

The word boner gives me an anti-boner.

by metapossum June 3, 2017

Boner status

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010

Clout Boner

When someone feels an urge to do something that will give them social status. Similar to a watering mouth after smelling food, a clout boner comes after a realization of a clout-giving opportunity.

Guy 1: My parents are gone this week and I’m gonna throw a sick rager and invite Jessica and her popular friends
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner

by daddyjacuebo February 6, 2019

Halloween Boner

When a woman or man gets turned on by a woman/man's Halloween costume.

You see her costume? I definitely have a Halloween boner.

by justdoit612 November 29, 2015

Cave Boner

A sexually aroused vagina.

He finished too quick and it left me with a cave boner.

by Jowybaggz August 21, 2022

boner lord

king of boners

joe is the boner lord

by roasted_potato_salad April 3, 2022

boner muffin

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

by SchmiddyMaster May 12, 2016