Scott Blocked

When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss

Example: I tried to give all a good laugh the other day, but got Scott Blocked by a nerd at work.

by Charlie K. July 28, 2021

Cock blocker

Sam Winchester.

*Dean and Cas eye fucking each other*
Sam walking in: So get this-
Dean: SAM QUIT BEING A COCK BLOCKER!!

by Dean Winchesters emo phase November 11, 2021

Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration

She stump blocked me

by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021

motion blocker

someone who is being a hater and wants you to have 0 fun, just someone who doesn’t think you only live once is a thing

jay: are you going to that party this saturday? all of our friends are gonna be there
me: nah bro my mom is being a motion blocker and said I can’t go now I have nothing to do

by brospittin November 23, 2021

Mikhail Blake

Mikhail is a sex god with a huge penis.

Wow, Mikhail Blake’s penis is huge.

by under.unknown.com November 24, 2021

Soc Blocked

When someone of the opposite sex blocks you on social media

She just Soc Blocked you dude

by JonSturtz23 February 11, 2022

Levi Blake

Likes rubbing ears, and touching

Stop running his ears your just like Levi Blake

by Ewanedwards9123578 March 25, 2022