basketball

the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!

basketball is for babies

by D E L A N E E UHHHH June 17, 2018

Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

by sicksickman September 25, 2018

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

Basket Case

A Basket Case is someone or something that can be described as useless or unhelpful. It is used as, well, you wouldn't use a case for a basket, would you?

Xiu: "Harold, you basket case! Do something helpful for once!
Harold: "Fuck off Xiu."

by TimeForACrusade November 8, 2018

Basketball

A ball use to play “basketball “ it is usually orange. Can be assorted.

I have a Basketball

by Backwardscapgirl November 10, 2018

Basket ball 2

Objective:survive!
Massive bowling ball dribbled down court while you attempt to survive the massacre

John"you wanna play some basket ball 2?"
Matt"hell no, I wanna live."

by Aberham kidney November 29, 2018