torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

by NtotheD October 9, 2018

Asshole Alya

An asshole alya is an idiom used to describe someone being an asshole or a jerk.

John just ruins the workplace mood.

Right? He's literally such an asshole alya

by Bnobungus November 5, 2025

Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.

Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.

by felixh January 27, 2017

bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

by Mumbls December 3, 2024

Asshole

Arsehole

I have an asshole

by Bannsaip December 26, 2020

asshole triangle

A triangle connecting Abany, Boston, and Philadelphia. In Pinball gaming circles this area is know for containing an excessive number of assholes.

Oh, don't mind him. That dick lives in the asshole triangle.

by channelmaniac January 13, 2018

asshole

Someone who is selfish and doesn't let you do the things you want to do. An asshole want's to make your life a misery and only cares about doing so.

Boy 1: OMG, urban dictionary won't let me post the things that I want to post
Boy 2: What assholes!

by Gwyndalf1999 July 21, 2014