Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021

Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

ball fetish

Person that has a weird obsession for balls.

-Nazebra has a fetish for balls.
-Why does Nazebra have a ball fetish.

by kittychicha June 7, 2021

Mirror balls

The act of dumping glitter down the front of an unsuspecting sweaty person's pants especially post workout or post coitus.

Either Disco is making a comeback or the frat house down the street has been giving out mirror balls nightly.

by Khaavren May 13, 2021

Ball sniping

Act of licking balls from a long distance

Yesterday I was ball sniping my mom when she was sleeping

by LucasMcCaffrey May 17, 2021

Ligma Balls

Ligma Balls is a disease that can be contracted from big ball chickens. It only happens in the balls and can cause ball cancer, ball destruction, and cutoff to get women. The only way to cure the Ligma Balls disease, is for someone to lick the infectee's balls.

"Do you have Ligma Balls?"

by DarkFeind August 18, 2023

Ball Biter

1. Someone who's the opposite of a dick rider, instead of giving undeserved or excessive praise, these mfs hate like it's their day job.

2. Girl who doesn't give good head.

1. What mfs in the comments of instagram and youtube do when a professional athlete makes a simple mistake anyone could have made.

2. "Yo bro I hooked up with Becky and it was the worst mistake of my life. I thought she was gonna be good at giving head considering the amount of dudes she's been with, but she's a ball biter. Still got marks on my left nut from last night."

by A95 September 21, 2023