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twat-bitch

Generally used to describe a particularly obnoxious and idiotic person who is also lacks any insight, being completely oblivious to their annoying behaviour.
"That Sam Smith is an absolute twat-bitch."
by Jap Sy August 24, 2023
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Figgy-twat

A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.
My girlfriend has figgy-twat.
by Messtopia July 6, 2017
mugGet the Figgy-twatmug.

Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.
Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.
by Maniconwords June 11, 2024
mugGet the Cootie twatmug.

twat slapped

When two twats slap. Hardcore scizzoring
The two lesbians were sore after twat slapped each other vaginas last night
by Jack broman June 2, 2016
mugGet the twat slappedmug.

Twat to teeth

When you pull your cooter dip out of your vagina an put it in your mouth.
Did you see that bitch go twat to teeth?
by Cooter specialist December 24, 2020
mugGet the Twat to teethmug.

slap twat

When guy gets dissed, its "Breakin Balls"

When a girl gets dissed, its "Slappin twat"
Girl "I just got the high score!"

Guy "And I just beat it."

Girl "Why you gotta slap twat?"
by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 27, 2011
mugGet the slap twatmug.

twat

1. vagina.
2. a stupid or annoying person.
3. oral sex or blowjob.
he ate that twat up.
i wish the kid in class would stop bugging me and stop playing around he such a twat.
he gave her some good twat last night.
by newunit300 January 23, 2018
mugGet the twatmug.

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