alex constancio 

amazing cute person, funny and austin mahones best friend

Person 1: OMG did you see alex constancio today? he looked so cute.
Person 2: yea and i think austin mahone was with him.

alex constancio by Jenna Mayy January 5, 2012

Alex Marshall 

The piano/keyboardist of The Cab. He also sometimes plays guitar.

Also, the most amazing and adorable boy on the planet.

me: "Did you see Alex Marshall last night?!"
my friend: "Yes! He's so adorable and amazing on piano."

Alex Marshall by Cash Money ftw January 20, 2009

Alex Lambert 

American Idol contestant on the ninth season of American Idol. Notable for mullet-type hair and a unique style of singing. Eliminated in a shocker on the last week of the semifinals. This upset many fans. Upset them so much, one of his fans created a petition to sign so he could be brought back on the show. Got over 400 signatures 2 hours after it was created, right after the show.

"OMG NOOOOOOOO!!!!! ALEX LAMBERT IS GONE!!!!! IM NEVER WATCHING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!"- One of many fans outraged by Alex's elimination and others

Alex Lambert by TheChosenOneForTheDecade March 14, 2010

Alex O'Loughlin 

A sexy BAMF actor know for his rolls as Steve Mcgarrett in Hawaii Five-0 and as Mick St John in Moonlight.

He is also one of the sexiest actors to ever live and deserves his own level of awesomeness

girl 1: Did you watch Hawaii Five-0 last night?

girl 2: Totally! I never miss an episode! alex o'loughlin was such a sexy beast!

girl 1: did you see it when he took his shirt off? OMG!

boy: ....

Alex O'Loughlin by awesomefangirl January 8, 2012

Alex's ball

long term damage

originating from the movie "Ghosting" when Alex ran over Nick's leg so Nick punched him in the balls. Nick ended up being fine, but Alex's ball was permanently damaged.

That guy punched you pretty hard. Are you sure your ok?

Yea I'm fine. This isn't like Alex's ball.

Alex's ball by adhd93 October 23, 2011

Alex spoor treatment 

An Alex in a vegetative state

zombified in a not cool way

When the bat made contact with the side of his head he received the full Alex spoor treatment: no more feeding himself, no more orgasms, no more complete sentances

Alex spoor treatment by vogla January 24, 2013

alex hunter 

my son

Alex Hunter: *falls*
Me: Stay on your feet Alex!

alex hunter by harold hunter the dad August 22, 2017