Monkey Hoe

A prostitute usually found in the inner city that only accepts payment in bananas conducts her business in the tree tops

Joe can I borrow a banana I’ve got to pay that monkey hoe for last night

by Scholloar 33 March 18, 2023

Mortar Monkey

A tower in the Bloons TD franchise which shoots out mortar shells which explodes at the Bloons, dealing splash damage and can set target to a specific location. Has upgrades like Signal Flare, Bloon Buster, Artillery Battery and much more for bloon devastation.

Also called Mortar Tower.

"I am cracked with the Mortar Monkey in BTDB2, all I need is Biker Bones + 2 Shellshock Mortars and I can defend anything with a camo-detecting mortar!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

monkey gear

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.

"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"

by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023

le monkey

a fatherless AND roofless loser bozo 🤪🤪💀💀

"yo do u see that le monkey? 💀💀"

"bro doesnt he have no dad and NO ROOF LMFAOO 😭😭😭"

by BigManDxtr October 5, 2021

Stray Monkey

Whenever an black person or a group of black people were seen walking around in a white neighborhood.

“look at that nigger walking around here looking like a stray monkey”

“Get out of here stray monkey!”

by Killuason September 14, 2021

mumble monkey

When rappers mumble when they rap, or mummer words into the microphone.

These rappers on the radio are nothing but mumble monkeys!

GET THAT DAMN MUMBLE MONKEY OUTTA HERE!

by Rymzer September 30, 2021

Crud Monkey

mass produced monkeys that have no intelligence higher than room temperature. have no social cues or clue as to what manners are. loud obnoxious viles of waste.

EVERYTIME, I hold the door for the other person but when its a dumb spic they want to act entitled like a crud monkey.

by HEHU*H June 14, 2021