Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 1, 2020

Clam monkey

Term used to refer to a koala with chlamydia.

Look theres a clam monkey in that tree

by Rbharry February 5, 2021

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009

Monkey Nuzzle

The tip of a marsupial penis, ie. Monkey penis tip. Used loosely to insult people with ginger coloured hair/beards when they act inappropriately.

Man! That guy/girl (ginger) is being a real Monkey Nuzzle!

by AtarashiiJoJo July 14, 2016

arctic monkeys

the best band in the world, you know. Without them, i would be nothing. Thanks for existing guys.

someone: "Why are you alive?"
me: Because in England there are the best people in the world, the arctic monkeys

by aleex. May 22, 2022

Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022

le monkey

a fatherless AND roofless loser bozo 🤪🤪💀💀

"yo do u see that le monkey? 💀💀"

"bro doesnt he have no dad and NO ROOF LMFAOO 😭😭😭"

by BigManDxtr October 5, 2021