Turtles

i like turtles

Turtles are very fast.

by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016

turtled

to hide something from someone else.

We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!

by slogson June 2, 2016

Turtleboy

A black guy who loves turtles and white poon.

Check dat Turtleboy over there wit dat short white bitch and dat turtle

by Guy Willy August 8, 2016

turtleneck overflow

When you're wearing a turtleneck, but your neck is too short for the shirt, so you look like a tool.

Lauren: Hey dude, nice turtleneck.
Kevin: Thanks. It doesn't fit me very well.
Lauren: Oh man, you've got some mad turtleneck overflow.

by Cejei October 5, 2016

Turtle retreat

When a bitch is taking a literal shit and you ram your cock up her ass.

Damn dog you made that "turtle retreat"

by Turtle tickler October 8, 2016

Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.

Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.

by Anon41543 November 23, 2016

turtle

When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.

When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.

by Weekly Circumcision November 28, 2016