going on the internet

Going online with your friends to do internet activities such as posting dank memes. Generally occurs after smoking marijuana, but it is possible to go on the internet in any mindset.

Person1: Hey! Wanna spend some time going on the internet later?
Person2: Sure, but I only do that after I smoke a bowl.
Person1: That sounds like fun to me! Let's see how many memes we can fit on the internet at once!
Person2: You crazy son of a bitch, I can't wait to go online!

by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin January 26, 2015

Go ham

To go H.A.M. means to Go home and masturbate.

Guy: dude I can't wait to go ham

Other dude: haha same, you gonna beat your meat to Christy?

Guy: yeah

The other dude: haha same.

by end.my.fucking.life May 2, 2019

go with you

I would date you

Yeah man if you was more sweet I would go with you

by Bull dog May 4, 2016

Going Retarded

Smoking enough weed or drinking enough to act like you are literally retarded.

Dude, John just smoked a quarter-ounce of wax and he's going retarded

by bagel666 May 6, 2018

the going rate

cost of drugs on the street or the cost of oral pleasure via prostitute. It can ONLY BE ONE OF THESE TWO THINGS.

whats the going rate of that 2 dollar make you hollar bitch? I know it aint two bucks...

by radioactive_leprekan September 12, 2020

going Chernobyl

The act of shitting, wherein the resultant pile radiates such a fowl odor that by the time it hits the bowl, paint begins to peel from the walls and all who enter the restroom after without proper radiation protection develop a host of illness and on occasion, mutation and/or death.

Heads up everybody i'm going Chernobyl up in this bitch!

by Northside Wookie March 28, 2011

go-ape

similar to rape however the 'g' and 'o' stand for getting off
therefore you have been forced to get off with someone

Natalie - "Oh my god you got off with that matt guy?!"
Daniella- "God no! He just came up and forced himself on me, i couldn't stop him!"
Natalie - "Ohh you got GO-APED!"

by Daniella121223283 May 16, 2010