Welfare Monkey

Someone who is lazy, lives off of welfare, and doesn't care enough about their lives to start using the money in a useful and productive way, and instead, wastes the money on cars, drugs, etc. The monkey part likely refers to dark skinned people. This term seems to be used solely to refer to citizens of the United States of America.

"Henri used his welfare money to buy more crack, what a Welfare Monkey."

by {|F-n-A|} March 10, 2023

Monkey Hoe

A prostitute usually found in the inner city that only accepts payment in bananas conducts her business in the tree tops

Joe can I borrow a banana I’ve got to pay that monkey hoe for last night

by Scholloar 33 March 18, 2023

Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022

monkey gear

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.

"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"

by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023

le monkey

a fatherless AND roofless loser bozo 🤪🤪💀💀

"yo do u see that le monkey? 💀💀"

"bro doesnt he have no dad and NO ROOF LMFAOO 😭😭😭"

by BigManDxtr October 5, 2021

Stray Monkey

Whenever an black person or a group of black people were seen walking around in a white neighborhood.

“look at that nigger walking around here looking like a stray monkey”

“Get out of here stray monkey!”

by Killuason September 14, 2021

mumble monkey

When rappers mumble when they rap, or mummer words into the microphone.

These rappers on the radio are nothing but mumble monkeys!

GET THAT DAMN MUMBLE MONKEY OUTTA HERE!

by Rymzer September 30, 2021