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Who Froze Jesus?

Uttered by one, Ryland Blackington of Cobra Starship on the Cobrahcam on Stickam, after seeing someone write in the chat box, " Jesus stop freezing!"
Shelf Kid: " Jesus stop freezing!"

Ryland: " Who froze Jesus?"
by Liacoolaid + Vivalastarfish January 22, 2009
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jesus fucking christ

A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.
"Jesus fucking Christ! I missed the concert!"

"Jesus fucking Christ, Carmella! Close the door!"
by NightStalker935 December 20, 2017
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Just Jesus January

This is the month where you repent of your sins from Destroy Dick December, you must fast from masturbation, sex, and watching porn, instead you must turn to the Bible for wisdom and guidance.
Just Jesus January was a rough month it was like No Nut November only I had Jesus this month.
by JarodCostello November 25, 2018
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You somehow get redirected here by searching up "Jesus" and clicking the first definition. Here's to redirect you: Jesus
by Supertrain12 January 11, 2020
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5 Clicks To Jesus

A game played using the website wikipedia. You start out by pressing the random article button. From that random article, the user has five clicks on hyperlinks to go from wiki page to wiki page to hopefully end up at the Jesus of Nazareth page by the fifth click.
"I can't believe Josh went 5 clicks to Jesus from they Osney Mill wikipedia page."
by Khamey January 30, 2010
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Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST
Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.
by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004
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Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.
Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.
by Fro March 16, 2004
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