Uttered by one, Ryland Blackington of Cobra Starship on the Cobrahcam on Stickam, after seeing someone write in the chat box, " Jesus stop freezing!"
by Liacoolaid + Vivalastarfish January 22, 2009
Get the Who Froze Jesus?mug. A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.
by NightStalker935 December 20, 2017
Get the jesus fucking christmug. This is the month where you repent of your sins from Destroy Dick December, you must fast from masturbation, sex, and watching porn, instead you must turn to the Bible for wisdom and guidance.
by JarodCostello November 25, 2018
Get the Just Jesus Januarymug. You somehow get redirected here by searching up "Jesus" and clicking the first definition. Here's to redirect you: Jesus
by Supertrain12 January 11, 2020
Get the jesus jesus jesusmug. A game played using the website wikipedia. You start out by pressing the random article button. From that random article, the user has five clicks on hyperlinks to go from wiki page to wiki page to hopefully end up at the Jesus of Nazareth page by the fifth click.
by Khamey January 30, 2010
Get the 5 Clicks To Jesusmug. Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST
Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.
by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004
Get the Jesus Tapdancing Christmug. A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.
by Fro March 16, 2004
Get the Jesus Chainsaw Massacremug.