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onion party hat

a party hat consisting of onions layered on top of each other
Hey, did you buy the party hats for my birthday? No, we can just use an onion party hat instead.
by Professor Bailey Smith January 19, 2022
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venison hat

Shoving your head up a sexual partners rectum and saying: "oh dear."
Jeff gave me a Venison Hat last night.
by Zebarron July 31, 2017
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Cud-hat

noun

1. Refers to a straw or palm-leaf cowboy hat that has been purposely stained and crumpled at the factory for a 'distressed' look. Often, the over-exaggerated 'worn' style is achieved through the use of materials that are totally inferior to those used in real straw or palm-leaf hats. Because of this, real cowboys or cowgirls often comment that such hats appear to have been woven from regurgitated rhino cud, hence the name. A cud-hat usually features a tattered crown and curled brim that looks like it has been through a garbage masher. Despite the wearer's claims to the contrary, a cud-hat is neither functional nor stylish; its sad excuse for a brim fails to protect the wearer from the sun's rays, it falls apart if exposed to rain, and its mere presence assures all who see it that the wearer is a vain country/cowboy poser. Most wearers of cud-hats have never even ridden a horse, despite the fact that their cud-hat comically features a stampede string (an adjustable string or strap running under the wearer's chin to keep the hat in place). Cud-hats are most often worn by young female urbanites who wish to project the illusion that they embrace the country lifestyle when in certain situations, such as rodeos or county fairs. Men have also been known to embrace the cud-hat look, thanks to its promotion by neo-country music artists such as Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and Jason Aldean.
1. "I saw a guy at the rodeo who looked like Kenny Chesney; cud-hat and all!"
by FeltHat4Life May 8, 2013
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No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
by jims gooning May 24, 2025
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paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
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Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.
"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."
by aShrimpFriedThisRice? September 8, 2025
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chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.
by Itsmegod November 14, 2012
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