Cold-Lady Party

A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.

"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."

"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"

by Ian Thane November 20, 2009

cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.

I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.

by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023

weird cold

When your cold but your really not cold but your shivering but sweating but your still cold.

Oh my gosh I'm hot but I'm cold, I'm weird cold

by Happy feet 123 April 24, 2017

cold potato

seeing who can keep the coldest potato in your refrigerator in their hands for the longest time possible

cold potato is very fun!

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Cold Approach

Walking up to random girl at the bar and Chettying her up

Yooo are we ripping Cold Approaches tonight?!?!

Obviously

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025

Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

by vinhloc September 7, 2014

cold call

tide its better in cold then hot turn to cold only for stone cold steve austin

better cold then hot cold call

by lilelf223 August 11, 2021