Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster

An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.

TD;DR: Women repellant

Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?

Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!

by Shocktospecter April 22, 2023

3 to 5 Business days

That's how long it takes for your friend to respond

"Jane usually responds within 3 to 5 Business days but it could be even later in certain circumstances"

by Dev1325 August 7, 2023

Bald nonce with 5 kids

Name of a mf called lee who wont stop having children to 5000 different women.
Proper nonce deserves to be locked up
#SilenceBaldMen

Seen that bald nonce with 5 kids?

Should be locked up for having less than 5 strands of hair on that shiny head

by CremeEggBasher3000 May 7, 2021

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

by Mad Malc November 30, 2015

5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.

Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.

by ymscih December 16, 2008

5 poppin 6 droppin

ta say 5 poppin 6 droppin iz ta say "Peoplez shootin, Folkz dyin"
Tha revers iz 6 poppin 5 droppin (my fave)

drivin thru tha hood sayin 6 poppin 5 droppin (in 5 territory) an 5 poppin 6 droppin in 6 terr

by Angel Eyez June 27, 2006