Jake is one of the funniest guys at your school, he is attractive and mature. Very easy to talk to. He is wise always knowing right from wrong and speaks out. He is very intelligent but not just in school, in real life. If you meet a Jake, don’t be an asshole to him. But if you are, you’ll regret it.
by J.D.C July 01, 2018
Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲
Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights
Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights
Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”
by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 28, 2021
by Picklejuice24 January 14, 2023
“Ew Jake is here.”
by Wapperdude April 16, 2018
jake is a demi-god who should be king and be praised by friends and family and everyone in between. his word is the law
and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.
jake is the king of everything.
by humangod October 21, 2019
by XjmsdearnleyyX January 24, 2020
by Asteroid god June 23, 2021