Texas Strong

1. The act of fellating a man who has repeatedly and continuously insulted your wife's appearance or who has accused your father of being a traitor.
2. A grown-ass man blaming his poor choices on his teenage daughters.
"Man, that Cancun Cruz sure is Texas Strong."
by DaemonXar June 04, 2021
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Taste of Texas

A sticky table cafe in the town of Ashton-in-Makerfield where wet dreams are made.
They sell insane amounts of food and refillable drinks for £3.50, American style breakfasts, burgers and nachos as well.

Although the prices have recently been hiked to £4.50 but it is still sooooooo worth going.
It is literally the best thing to ever happen to that shit hole town since the great lamb harvest of 1758.
Example 1:
"Hey, Jay, you wanna go Taste of Texas?"
"Hells to the yeah, Katlyn, but haven't we been 6 times today already?"
"SHIT YEAH!"

Example 2:
"Shit I just had a heart attack because I ate 3 waffle breakfasts"

Example 3:
"ALL DAY BREAKFAST=GOD'S GIFT TO MAN"
by Dr K. Green PhD April 19, 2010
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Taste of Texas

A sex act in which you order a pound of steak, cut it into small pieces and put it in the girls vagina. After you have done so you proceed to eat all of it out.
I was so hungry last night that I did the Taste of Texas.
by Slim Tim Jim January 23, 2019
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texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.
by Overtime Whore November 08, 2017
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texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break
Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.
by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024
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Texas Sober

A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.
Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"

Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"
by Cigarettesucker1913 July 25, 2024
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