texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...

i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD

by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011

texas rope swing

When you are swinging on a rope swing and it gives you rope burn in your vagina

Brittney: why do you keep grabbing your crotch

Jessica: I gave myself a Texas rope swing

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

texas drummer

loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats

my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer

by bill the gay man January 9, 2023

Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

Texas

They have a lot of lakes

Texas has so much lakes on the side it’s kind of overwhelming

by Happy Christian November 23, 2023

Texas suitcase

At a ski resort, it’s a way of using your pole straps to carry your skis by putting your straps around each end of the skis, to carry them sideways by holding the poles next to you like a suitcase, common with tourists that don’t ski often. The normal way to carry skis is over your shoulder upright, so you don’t hit anyone with them.

Look at Jerry carrying that texas suitcase, he almost took out a kid when he turned around!

by tomato1324 April 2, 2023

texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.

I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger

by NeajZil April 10, 2024