Tom Holland

The act of ejaculating on a pillow and sticking it to the wall like a web

If you touch my drum set I swear to god I’ll Tom Holland your pillow

by The Scrimpiest Daddy March 2, 2022

Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).

Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023

tom

is really really really really really really dum

yo that tom is really really really really dum

by thevanderzzfanboy May 5, 2023

Tom Holland's Jawline

The most perfect angle to ever exist in the whole entire universe.

I'll only marry a man who has Tom Holland's Jawline. In short; I'm single for life.

by KBurrito April 21, 2022

Tom

A sexy beast with balls of steel and a 50cm cock. He can lift 500+ pounds and can kill anyone with one glare.

Girl: I was split in half by tom yesterday

Friend: ...How are you alive.

by Banland October 29, 2022

Tom

sexy beast with a huge willy

:”OMG THERES TOM HE HAS SUCH A BIG WANG”

by Smelly fat dildo October 4, 2022

Tom Jackson

A bit lonely

Oh fuck off Tom Jackson

by Okdjdjrjrjrjrjfkfkkr October 2, 2019