Les Long

If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.

He is such a Les Long and he doesn't even know she's got one foot out the door.

by Iloveadamsapples August 19, 2017

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"I heard Davey was too long in the shower that's why he didn't come to work"

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

Fisher Long

Gay furry with hair. Also a twink.

Woah, damn Fisher Long that's gay I think.

by GayFag1023456 October 31, 2017

long bean

A penis.

"Why does my long bean hurt?"

by The potatoes January 18, 2022

long uneeded yawn

When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.

Persone 1: yawns a long uneeded yawn for to DANM long
Me: slaps in face

by A coool persone March 19, 2020

Yung Long Johns

the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.

Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns

by fuggutarded December 9, 2021