Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top

"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

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Firey sausage

As you are fornicating with a wonderful, beutiful woman on the kitchen, you pull out, casually reach down, grab a packet of chilli powder and dust liberally before putting it back in.

"i cant belive it, my teacher reported me for hubông her the old firey sausage after class

by Wowthatsalottadamage November 7, 2019

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Double sausage

When you fucked yourself.

For example, when you get on the plane and forgot to bring a book and headphones. You double sausaged.

by Doublesausagequeen December 26, 2019

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Waiting sausage

Waiting sausage, also known as the norwegian "ventepølse", is a sausage eaten while waiting for the main meal. They are most often connsumed by children, or adults who are really hungry.

"The dinner is ready in two hours, let's eat a waiting sausage while the food gets cooked."

"The food is not ready, fortunately we have plenty of waiting sausages!"

by Hazzern January 29, 2020

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Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

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Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry
Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

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