by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004
Get the fuck off mug.Buck off is the translation of fuck off by someone who has removed their dentures a la Albert Steptoe
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Buck off 'arold, I've left me gnashers in the 'orse's bucket and now I can't talk proper. (This needs to be spoken whilst pulling your top and bottom lips over your teeth as if you have none - try it its fun :) )
Buck off 'arold, I've left me gnashers in the 'orse's bucket and now I can't talk proper. (This needs to be spoken whilst pulling your top and bottom lips over your teeth as if you have none - try it its fun :) )
by Almeria August 14, 2009
Get the Buck off mug.Ok, let's get one thing straight, I'm in sixth grade, this two kid in my friends classes, as they say, are always jerking off and moaning in the middle of class and the teachers don't care 😑
My friend : braedan was jerking off in class again
Me: and moaning?
My friend: yep, and the teachers didn't care
My other friend: Carson was measuring his ... I'm Spanish today
(If I'm gonna be honest, I've liked Carson since forth grade)
Me: and moaning?
My friend: yep, and the teachers didn't care
My other friend: Carson was measuring his ... I'm Spanish today
(If I'm gonna be honest, I've liked Carson since forth grade)
by Z-baby08 April 1, 2020
Get the Jerking off mug.An unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly 'comedian' standing in the entrance and or exit routes.
Gary: Hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?
Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.
Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.
by Hank Benson September 5, 2010
Get the Cordened Off mug.Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.
Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?
Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.
Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?
Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.
Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?
Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.
Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.
Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?
Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.
Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?
Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.
by 6fingas December 25, 2009
Get the zacking off mug.Electronics used to have a light that came on when you turned on the device (mostly referring to T.V.'s). Now there's only a red light that comes on when the T.V. (or other electronic) is off. This is the off light. Electronic makers made this switch when they realized that society has become so dependent on these products that they spend more time with them on then they do with them off, so off lights actually save electricity.
Dude1: "Is there somethin' wrong with your T.V. bro?"
Dude2: "No. Why?"
Dude1: "The light's on but I don't see nuthin'."
Dude2: "That's the off light you idiot! Where have you been?"
Dude2: "No. Why?"
Dude1: "The light's on but I don't see nuthin'."
Dude2: "That's the off light you idiot! Where have you been?"
by AceaclesElementara March 29, 2010
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