fuck off

1.) What a problem child may say to you when you didn't even do anything.

Problem Child: Hey fuckface bitch whore! Fuck off!

Normal Person: huh?/what?

by go fuck yourself October 6, 2004

Buck off

Buck off is the translation of fuck off by someone who has removed their dentures a la Albert Steptoe

Eg

Buck off 'arold, I've left me gnashers in the 'orse's bucket and now I can't talk proper. (This needs to be spoken whilst pulling your top and bottom lips over your teeth as if you have none - try it its fun :) )

by Almeria August 14, 2009

Jerking off

Ok, let's get one thing straight, I'm in sixth grade, this two kid in my friends classes, as they say, are always jerking off and moaning in the middle of class and the teachers don't care 😑

My friend : braedan was jerking off in class again
Me: and moaning?
My friend: yep, and the teachers didn't care

My other friend: Carson was measuring his ... I'm Spanish today
(If I'm gonna be honest, I've liked Carson since forth grade)

by Z-baby08 April 1, 2020

Off Light

Electronics used to have a light that came on when you turned on the device (mostly referring to T.V.'s). Now there's only a red light that comes on when the T.V. (or other electronic) is off. This is the off light. Electronic makers made this switch when they realized that society has become so dependent on these products that they spend more time with them on then they do with them off, so off lights actually save electricity.

Dude1: "Is there somethin' wrong with your T.V. bro?"

Dude2: "No. Why?"

Dude1: "The light's on but I don't see nuthin'."

Dude2: "That's the off light you idiot! Where have you been?"

by AceaclesElementara March 29, 2010

Lumberjack off

When you grow out your pubes until they resemble a beard, the you masturbate with syrup.

-"Hey man, wanna go get some flapjacks?"
-"Not right now, I'd rather go Lumberjack off."
-"Alright, just make sure you wash your balls when you're done."

by Lumberjacket August 15, 2009

off the scale

greatest of all time

Michael Jordan's basketball skills was off the scale.

by the greatest to never play the January 3, 2014

Cordened Off

An unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly 'comedian' standing in the entrance and or exit routes.

Gary: Hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?

Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.

by Hank Benson September 5, 2010