monkey gear

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.

"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"

by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023

Bin Monkey

A term used to describe a person gets too drunk every time they go out. This person has never been out for “just one drink”.

“Christ I can’t remember anything from last night”

“Yeah, coarse you don’t you little bin monkey”

by Thebinmonkey January 29, 2020

obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.

"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"

by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020

monkey capers

Monkey capers are the worst type of caper which is used to a bad or shady action you are about to commit.

Intars: cor dordy you see the way I robbed them beers from morrisons
Liam: Yh chavi that was some monkey capers

by Mcfeeny10 April 28, 2020

Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 1, 2020

Rape Monkey

People who rape others

A rapist

People who go around raping people like monkeys

He's a rape monkey! Stay away from him!

That heavyset, bright skinned man with the beard, who looks like a bootlegged Heavy D is a rape monkey. Do not go near any heavyset, bright skinned men with a beard who may or may not look like Heavy D. They are rape monkeys.

by Babypac May 2, 2020

Ass Monkey

Someone that is so very obsessed with ass, though this is not where the term's meaning comes from. Rather, it is the behavior of these ass monkeys. They act like douchebags for no reason and are typically extremely unintelligent.

John: "Yo, did you go to Mark's party last night? It was wild!"
Rudiger: "Nah mate, I didn't. Mark's a fucking ass monkey."

by Jay Faraday May 23, 2020