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21st January 

international hot and sour soup day!!! this day you should praise this soup by eating few bowls of it! NO EXCUSES
Why are you eating your third hot and sour soup today?
Oh, simply because the 21st January is the international hot and sour soup day! Come and join me with the other bowl!
21st January by tamike May 29, 2022

21st January 

It is the international hot-sour soup day! On this day you should eat at least one hot-sour soup.
Why is everyone eating hot-sour soup on 21st January?
ARE YOU CRAZY? IT IS BECAUSE IT IS THE INTERNATIONAL HOT-SOUR SOUP DAY!
21st January by tamike July 3, 2022

12 January hazeyyy appreciation day 

The random day we tell the sweet, innocent and fun-loving hazel malhotra in our lives that we love and appreciate her. We also buy her food cus she likes food ;)
WHAT!?!?! It's 12 January hazeyyy appreciation day. Damn! its hazeyyy day... lemme buy you some food haze.

Jump Nibba January

A parody of No Nut November and that one about December big nibbas use.
On the 1st, you jump one nibba, The second 2, and so on until the end of January.
Josh - Hey Aaron, are you doing No Nut November?
Aaron - Lmao, no I'm practicing for Jump Nibba January.
Josh - What's that?
Aaron - You'll see in January when I beat ur little nibba ass lmao.

Just Jam-It In January 

Where your fucking your girl and suddenly decide to just stick it in her ass.

Must at least accomplish this once in the month of January, to achieve Just Jam-It In Januaray.
RICK: She never let's me play with her ass.

John: Don't worry dude, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.

Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?

John: Just Jam-It In January!

No Jerk off January 

A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.
- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?

- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
No Jerk off January by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018