January 16th

when hot people are born
“Hey, did you know Zero was born on January 16th?” “Now I know why they’re hot!”
by zerosbitch November 02, 2021
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January 16th

Which is today.
person: today is january 16th
person: yesterday was the 15th and
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January 16th

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!
Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*
by Paralyzed November 17, 2019
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January 16th

January 16th is national Lin-Manuel Miranda day. Hes a composer and he ever wrote his own plays. His greatest achievement was a musical called Hamilton. Many people absolutely adore this musical and some people even look up to him. He really is an inspiration
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January 16th

January 16th is national Lin-Manuel Miranda day. Hes a composer and he ever wrote his own plays. His greatest achievement was a musical called Hamilton. Many people absolutely adore this musical and some people even look up to him. He really is an inspiration
by Harassment1234 November 16, 2020
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Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.
Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.
by greedyboi01 November 07, 2018
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January 29th

You: wait it’s January 29th let me text me ex

You: ex you know what today is

Ex: no ?

You: it’s national fuck your ex day
by 1Nk January 30, 2024
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