National Soft Hat Appreciation Day is October 14.
“Dude, it’s October 14!” “So?” “So, it’s National Soft Hat Appreciation Day!” “Oh, good thing I brought my lucky Russian hat!”
by Soft Hat Lover October 13, 2020
A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
Gay hat is equivalent to that of “yass” or “slay.” It can be used in any context and does not have to make sense
by ave schmave December 31, 2021
condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.
by jaun james June 03, 2021
by DG/WJ April 13, 2023
“we top hats we the mastas” is a meaning of fancy furries, specifically people wearing tophats, being the masters of a group or civilazation.
by vail.trix March 07, 2024
by Zebarron July 31, 2017