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gonasyphaherpalAIDS

The rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases, Ghonoria, Syphalis, Herpes, and the ever popular AIDS. Also referred to as the jackpot, GhonasyphaherpalAIDS has become a growing problem in some urban populations. GhonasyphaherpalAIDS can be contracted at most social functions and has recently found a new home in the college populations of America.
The best way to avoid gonasyphaherpalAIDS is to truck stop douche between partners!
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Gonked

You are gonked when you have a gonk thrown at you, it is customary to shout out "you got gonked"
Luke was walking past the managers office as he walked pass the manager threw a gonk at Luke and shouted you got gonked
by The serial gonker August 27, 2023
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Goofy Gonzo

A miny wanksta. This person has a lot of friends and acts cool, but is a huge loser and eats doggy fudge.

When they fight they use a cheap tactic:

When they are alone they deny any responsibility for their actions.

When they have five or more of their fiends they act all tough and in your face.
I hope I get a Goofy Gonzo for Christmas!

A Goofy Gonzo stole my doggy fudge and ate it out of my Hersy Highway.

Steven G@#$ is a goofy gonzo and makes a good arm rest.
by Chauncy Jamal December 15, 2003
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Speedy Gongazales

When someone nips to the loo and is back in less than a minute.
"12:07: im just popping to the loo!
12:07: im back!

Wow, now that was speedy gongazales!
by Gangster Man Yesh K April 6, 2009
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Reverse Gongshow

A sexual encounter where there are far too many women.
Bruno and Boots ended up in a reverse gongshow when attending a party at Mrs. Scrimmages Finishing School for Young Ladies.
by Frizbitch June 29, 2012
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paris gonzales

A sexy handsome man with an eccentric personality and an extremely creative mind. Has the beard of a warrior that will surely make any woman's panties wet with just one glance. A Paris Gonzales is also very musically inclined and can get inspiration to make a song by listening to any genre of music. You'll love a Paris Gonzales style because it truly reflects his character seeing as he's one of a kind and is the only one who can make anything look sexy! You'll love a Paris Gonzales, everyone does!
Paris Gonzales is one sexy ass dude, too bad he's married.
by BeeMoney February 14, 2015
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Colorado Gone

In the great legalized state of Colorado there is a cultural shame regarding waste of the king of herbs. When a joint is half gone, it is usually tossed away like a cig butt.
Yo man I went to Denver for a vacation. Do you know they just toss a half smoked J away as if it were trash. They call it "Colorado Gone"
by dragonneus June 9, 2016
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