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Emily

Emily is a grumpy little lassie who will do the stabby, into you eyes.
"Hey Emily"
"*Insane noises*"
"Ok emily, time for bed."
by ExistingSomeone November 24, 2022
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Emily Pickles

Emily (noun.) usually pronounced “puh-ding”.

Emily, more commonly referred to as pudding, is a big strong girl who can take on the world! She’s hardworking and dedicated to her career in pot wash, but is a dab hand at Roblox!

Emily sometimes puts on a front, pretending she’s okay, but in reality she’s probably suffering from chronic stummy ache.

Emily’s weakness is the backseat of a taxi, and you don’t want to know what she gets up to back there…
“Damn, what’s that smell”

“It smells like sharts”

“Yeah, it smells like emily pickles
by puddingpie69 November 28, 2022
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Emily

An amazing person, shes beautiful, entertaining, tries to be wholesome, and the first person i ever actually liked. Shes a great friend because she let me suck her blue dick.<3
Me: could i suck your blue dick.
Emily: ofc that's what good friends do.
Random girl: did you hear Emily let Aubrey suck her blue dick, Isn't she such a god friend.
by Aubrey and her Pink Dick September 14, 2022
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Dillon and Emily

Best couple 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Girl: Wow, Dillon and Emily are really meant for each other
by ThatBitchSlayy September 20, 2022
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Emily Parry

You remind me of Charlie Parrys' mum, Emily Parry
by o4kl6y September 25, 2022
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Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*
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Emily

A Annoying little bitch who expects everyone to feel bad for her and then she acts suicidal.
Hey Jay I'm a Emily *starts saying suicidal shit*
by jaythemolest October 3, 2022
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