You know you shouldn’t miss him but you do anyway. He’ll chat you up claiming that he loves you and only wants to be with you only to be seen with his amazing girlfriend (who deserves so much more) the next day. You’ll remember the good old days where you’d laugh and play and wish those days still existed. One day you’ll find out he cheated on you with your best friend and dump his ass immediately. He’ll leave town for 2 years only to come back to fuck up your life again. He’ll hold your hand during 1st period only to make out with his new girlfriend at lunch. One day you’ll look back and wonder “Why?”.
by Depresso-Espresso April 10, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. by hehdhdjxjjsjjss January 15, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)
by holy fuck i just ate pussy January 9, 2020
Get the dylanmug. by Adenthegoatfucker March 15, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is every girls dream guy. He is smart good at sports and is always there for you. You can tell him anything and he will listen. He will keep any secret you tell him and always has the best jokes that can make you laugh even when your crying. He is incredibly handsome and romantic and will do anything to make you happy. He is confident, and a great leader. He will talk to everyone but you are lucky if he is one of your close friends. He loves hanging out with big groups of friends but also he likes to hang out with friends one on one. If you have a Dylan in your life you are lucky!!
by sarah8585loveschixkens January 8, 2020
Get the Dylanmug.