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Urban dictionary 

The type of person to be stupid and not know what it means.
Urban dictionary is for knowing stuff

By:CarteeierBee
Urban dictionary by CarteeierBee October 4, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

The best and motherfucking funniest dictionary. Dont show ur mom this dictionary.
Mom : "what is that/ is that just the Webster dictionary. The worst one?"
Me: "no its the best dictionary. but its defiantly not the Urban Dictionary." *WINK WINK*
MOM: "Ok."

urban dictionary 

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

urban dictionary 

a cool site where people add cringey word definitions
*opens urban dictionary*
today is national slap ur friend day

Urban dictionary 

it's like the regular dictionary but shittier
Urban dictionary doesn't know how to use grammar correctly
Urban dictionary by Rwrwrwrwrwrw November 7, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

I ain't gonna tell you. If you're looking this up, you're bored as hell, and are probably procrastinating on something important. (Like I am right now.)
Why should I waste my time on Urban Dictionary when I should be working.
Urban Dictionary by askkkkkkk November 11, 2019