(noun) A crocodile/alligator (or a person with crocodile-esque skin, a crocodile-esque teeth, or in any way shape or form resembeling a crocodile) who gets drunk and stoned at the same time. See Crunk
Craig: oh man...I don't remember a damn thing from last night. I was too drunk.
Eric: well, we gave that ugly woman with the crooked teeth and the scales on her hands a joint and a 24 pack. In a matter of minutes we turned her into a crunk-a-dile.
Craig: That's just nasty man.
Eric: well, we gave that ugly woman with the crooked teeth and the scales on her hands a joint and a 24 pack. In a matter of minutes we turned her into a crunk-a-dile.
Craig: That's just nasty man.
by Tom Pants February 13, 2008
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adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Gaelic 'maclaughlin'; akin to crystals, flakes, hardened butter
1. having a deposit of dried secretions or exudate ; especially : fragment, particle, scrap, chunk
2. a general feeling of ill-being, the doldrums
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Gaelic 'maclaughlin'; akin to crystals, flakes, hardened butter
1. having a deposit of dried secretions or exudate ; especially : fragment, particle, scrap, chunk
2. a general feeling of ill-being, the doldrums
1. "It's so crunsty in this bed!"
2. Oh hello, how are you feeling today honey?
"Well you know, I'm feeling kind of crunsty."
2. Oh hello, how are you feeling today honey?
"Well you know, I'm feeling kind of crunsty."
by The Math Debater April 1, 2009
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Luke: "Let's go jolling!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
Anthony: "I want to be a crunky monkey!"
Alexandra: "Let's get crunky monkey!"
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